BB-Carpe Diem..

ALL HANDS ON DECK…LIFT THE ANCHOR…SET SAILS TO 45º NORTHEAST....WE HEADED HOME BOYS!!!

hehe...about 6 hours left till i fly...can't bloody wait...asnfueidhueidrhnf!

so i'll see you when i get there....that is if i ever get there.....am i glad im writing on a wooden table now hehehe...but just to make sure...im gonna hug a tree!

cyazzzzzz!

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BB-smack the pingu 2

For all you people out there who are addicted with the pingu game and are currently thinking 'gosh...how can i beat bryan's amazing score...' (gilbert beat me btw, by 0.1 grrr) don't worry...here's the steriod enhance version of the game. hahahahaha!

School today was super duper uber boringg...who knew that one week could pass so sllooowwwwlllllyyyyyyy....im gonna try my best to sleep early tonight...so tomorrow can come sooner :)


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BB-random game..

how far can you smack the pingu?

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BB-Heffa Nice Day!

"Cmon Lumpy!"

heffalump...what in the world is a heffalump?!?!?


Saw the advertisement for the dvd i think....i was intrigue by that new pink character in winnie the pooh...use to love winnie the pooh...my dad would borrow laserdiscs for me....good ol' days...with tiger and his bouncing tail and pooh with his fetish for honey...how could you not love them?

'oh bother'

Seems that with the addition of heffalump...all previous and current fans are starting to come out of the shadows *cough* jane *cough*





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BB-err...

Got this of kennysia.com....one of if not the best malaysian blogger....stomach crampingly funny....i highly recommend it.

'Come to think of it, Chinese surnames can sometimes be a source of laughter in Western countries. The Chinese surname of 'Huang' (Yellow) is sometimes written as Bong. But if you introduce yourself as Mr Bong on the dodgy streets of Australia, people are gonna ask if you have any marijuana and the police might send you to jail overnight.'

That particular post was about 'funny chinese names' and how the angmos dont really comprehend how Bong Er Lun is your chinese name and not Er Lun Bong...hehe....they think tht Er is your first name while Lun would be your middle name....so my bank statement is usually addressed to Mr. Er Bong.....errrrrrrr.....

hehehehe...BONG hehehe


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BB-haPPy fathers day!

Always Use durex :)!!!

had soccer yesterday...won 8-0 hahahaha.....so coool...we outplayed them...defended like my life depended on it...wanted to keep a clean sheet coz we nvr did keep one before hehe...so happy...almost scored one...corner...headed at an angle..but miss...damnit! haha...later in the arvo...went to detentionnnnnnnnnnn.....so boring..had to write a essay.....wrote crap hehe...noones gonna read it anyway....then went to get a haircut...too look good for u'all hehe.....went out wif jane today....bought chocies and lollies...watched batman....it shud really end where it begins....lousyy movieeee....:)

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BB-datuknametoolongitis

Read on.....just too funny...and there is a significant amount of truth also.....hehe

Datuknametoolongitis!!

BB-Tip Of The Day

Dont use Firefox to check your NS status!!

Thank You For Your Attention.

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BB-my first detention slip

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proud moment of my schooling life....got my first slip today!! =)
don reli care coz its just a hour...but of course its on a saturday....hahaha
I was searching for a bookmark...looks like i found a suitable one hehe!


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BB-results...

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Business Management-94%
English-88%
Accounting-90%

CMON!!!WHO DA MAN!!!!YATZE RULES!!!!

din do as well for accounting as i expected.....hehe but it all good...got a special mention in class by the teacher :D but maths, indon, and eco still to come....SHIT MAN...the other class got their eco back oredi....their average was like 60 man....im so shitty scared.

Played the gayest sport in the world today...LACROSSE!! not going to bother explaining the rules heree

This is funny....dad called today...i tot it was gonna be the usual check-up-on-son phone call (hows the weather blablabla)....but it wasnt...he started advicing me on stuff like not to spend too long on the net...help ur unc and aunt...sleep early etc...considering that ive been here like 5 months already...What A Perfect Time For Advice Dad!!....came to a conclusion that he lags hehe...he must hav been in a bad mood today....rather him take it out on me on the phone than on the road behind the wheel a.k.a road rage...tail-gating kancils and old camrys...flashing slow idiots who take 10 seconds just to bloody realise that the light is green hehe =)

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BB-yippee!

EXAMS OVER!!!!!.....not gonna bitch bout it anymore! :)

gonna wander around aimlessly for 2 weeks....trudge through school...really can't wait!!!

my current wallpaper.....im just bored hehe!

ciao..

BB-loony china

look at this....

China orders bloggers to register with government

Associated Press
Tuesday June 7, 2005

The Chinese authorities have ordered all weblogs and websites in the country to register with the government or face closure in Beijing's latest attempt to control online dissent.

Commercial publishers and advertisers could be fined up to 1m yuan (£66,000) for failing to register, according to documents on the Chinese information industry ministry's website.

Private bloggers or websites must register the complete identity of the person responsible for the site, and the ministry - which has set a June 30 deadline for compliance - said 74% of all sites had already registered.

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"The internet has profited many people, but it also has brought many problems, such as sex, violence, feudal superstitions and other harmful information that has seriously poisoned people's spirits," the ministry said in an explanation of the new rules.

All public media in China is controlled by the state, but limits on the internet have tended to lag behind advances in technology that hindered Beijing's ability to keep tabs on users and service providers.

In the latest move, information industry ministry computers will monitor sites in real time and search for their registration numbers, reporting back if a site is unregistered.

China has more than 87m internet users - the world's second largest online population after the US.

The government has long required all major commercial websites to register and take responsibility for internet content. At least 54 people have been jailed for posting essays or other content deemed to be subversive online.

However, blogs on which writers post their thoughts for others to read have been harder to police. According to cnblog.org, a Chinese blog hosting company, the country has around 700,000 such sites.

The international press freedom group Reporters Without Borders has criticised the new rules, saying they would force people with dissenting opinions to shift websites overseas. Mainland Chinese users could be barred from accessing them because of government censorship filters.

"Those who continue to publish under their real names on sites hosted in China will either have to avoid political subjects or just relay the Communist party's propaganda," the group said. "This decision will enable those in power to control online news and information much more effectively."

The latest restrictions follow the introduction of many other measures. Authorities have closed down thousands of internet cafes, the main point of entry to the internet for many Chinese unable to afford a computer or web access.


crazy crazy china....anyway...suppose to go to a winter carnival today (something like a sports day where you have a choice to play either Aussie Rules Football, Hockey, Bat Tennis or run cross country)....waste of time if you ask me....so i met a friend at mcd before going to school....decided to ponteng hahaha...went to my house....felt like old times hehe...played winning 11 the whole afternoon....very very fun...hes quite good actually...maybe sama taraf as me...we played like 10+ matches....we won equal amount of matches haha...had all the classics....Brazil vs. France...Real vs. Barca...Inter vs. Juve....U.S.A vs. Ukraine ( hahaha..I was US btw....won 4-1...landon donovan's goood)...Middlesbrough vs. Valencia( T'was Boro...won 3-0...seems like i win all these fringe matches hehe)...Liverpool vs. Chelsea...ManU vs. Arsenal...Netherlands vs. Agentina...Cameroon vs. Nigeria....and a few more which managed to elude my mind...Home team is me btw...haih...still got 2 more papers to gooooo...cant wait till friday 2.00.....cooool just saw an lingerie advertisement with everyone stripping till thier undies...hahahaha!

Happy Birthday SteVie!!!!!!!!!! remember...u suck!

BB-3 down 4 to go!

had accounting and maths methods today....feeling very very very confident bout accounting....100% hopefully...busted my ass studying for it...ill be disappointed to get less then 95%. On the other handdd.....maths. Shocking! Probably get a C maybe a B...haih...dumb maths...dumb school...cant use calculator..wth! That was only paper one though....paper 2 definitely harder...ish.

tomorrow.....economics and indon....feeling good lah....i seem to know everything that i think i should know haha...well...it should be easy...no essay questions so can lah. Indon...my free subject hehe....just need my INDO-ENGLISH dictionary...ill should be dropping it next year...so dont give a damn bout it.

Man U signed Van der Sar. OK signing lah...prob just to be a mentor to Howard or something...wondering why we couldnt have bought Niemi or Cudicini...two younger and proven keepers...haih have faith in the gaffer! Apparently we are chasing David Villa as well....23-year old from Real Zaragoza...competing with Valencia. Hopefully we can get him....so we can sell Saha off to buy another midfielder or something.

Just needed to take a break from studying :)

BB-examm fever!!!

compilations of useless facts....otherwise known as textbookss...

my warzone...*ahem* table

the first ever note-card-thingy i have ever did :)

what brilliant use of colours!
note the red.....

BB-top ten

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Eating A 15-Pound Cheeseburger

10. "Does this restaurant have a defibrillator?"

9. "Am I that hungry or should I order the 12-poud cheeseburger?"

8. "Does it come with fries?"

7. "Would it be easier to eat 60 quarter pounders?"

6. "Can I get it on a low-carb bun?"

5. "How expensive is it to be buried in a piano case?"

4. "What am I going to have for dessert?"

3. "Why is everybody looking at me?"

2. "What would Jesus do?"

1. "Can I super-size that?"

got it off david letterman...funny lah haha!

BB-truth be told...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
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