Housemates..

The neatfreak - is that dirt?!
The pig - I don't know, the vacuum disappeared last month.
The spender - look what I bought for us!
The BIG spender - okay guys, bring it right in here.
The TV/internet addict - I just need a room and a connection, so if we run the wire like this...
The chorevirgin - what's this? a broom, you say?
The whiner - but why's it my turn again?
The calculator - if we divide the grocery bill by the number of rice grains consumed, we get...
The inconsiderate - huh? so?
The prude - NO parties, NO dancing girls, and NO booze.
The partier - rock on, baby!
The lovebirds - ...

Who would you choose?