There comes a day in every mans life when he has to make difficult decisions, one that will ultimately change his life. It can be hard to determine what the best thing to do would be, and fear takes over. We protect the ones we love no matter what, by sheltering them from all the harm in this World. Sometimes the fear needs to be fought head on and pushed back to save all that we care for. If we keep things pure they blossom, but if we ignore things they fester and prey on the weak. It's that fear which gives us the power to change and become stronger-bbel

Afternoon Delight

i will fight you.

I Know This May Sound Arrogant...

and i might live to regret it but....


try and stop us.

Square Key, Circle Lock

There was once a boy called Ah Hwang. Ah Hwang came from a small village in the edge of town. Although the education in his village wasn't very good, Ah Hwang was very, very smart. One day, Ah Huang moved out of his home to further his education in the city. There, he found a place to live in a small hut with a woman who Ah Hwang called Landlady. Landlady was a very enterprising woman who earned her living buying and selling in the stock market.

One day, semua stock Landlady crashed. Landlady lost $100,200,290,309.99 that day, so she was understandably sad. Ah Hwang desperately wanted to help, but he didn't know anything bout the stock market. So, Ah Hwang left the cottage and ventured further into the city to learn everything bout the stock market. This exercise took 1 week, and after a week, Ah Hwang return to the cottage to help the Landlady regain her fortune. Ah Hwang reached the cottage, and tried to unlock the door, but he couldn't.


Landlady ahhhh!!!! It's me, Ah Hwang. I come back liau, with newly gained knowledge about the share market. Now i can help u and advise u on your buying and selling and help you earn back the cash u lost.

OOhhh Ah Hwang. I mish you arrrr...house so lonely...come in lah!!!

Aiyo...i wanna come in leh...but i cannot. U change the lock isit??

No leh...u talk wad bull. Try again.

I try so so many time liau. Still kenot lah

Aiyah i dono wads wrong la...no person change the lock leh.

Aiseh...don play game liau.. i wanna help you la. Let me in.

I tell you...i din change the lock...try again lah...i go sleep


So....Ah Hwang tried and tried to unlock the circle lock with his square key, but his efforts was all in vain. Ah Hwang finally gave up after 198,392 tries. It's amazing how he still kept trying for that long. Ah Hwang then sat down on the grass, resting his hands. Suddenly, a young man walk to the door and managed to open it. Ah Hwang was so shocked. He couldn't believe it. The young man went in and closed the door behind him. Ah Hwang continued to stare at the cottage in astonishment. The Landlady replaced Ah Hwang and rented out his room!

Upon accepting the fact, Ah Hwang walked away ever so slowly and reluctantly. His good intentions was his downfall.

You Know Something Is Wrong With The World When...

A 17 year old kid laughs after reading the word 'Bangkok' out loud in class.....

A bus driver rushing an old lady who was taking her time walking up the steps on the bus....

Bananas in Australia costing $2 per stick(don't know the exact word for one banana, so stick will have to do)...






There are parking spaces reserved for the disabled...while the disabled is engaged in intercourse...



One way of keeping healthy is look at a woman's breast...


Players in the same team get too over excited when celebrating...



Weeeee....You say that the world doesn't need a saviour, but every day I hear people crying for one.

My green-eyed companion is back....and I hate it. I wish he fucking leave me alone.

I feel like a piece of driftwood, just floating further away and away from the shore...

Simon has a post in making, watch this space.

Look Ma. Its..

Everybody's birthday!!!
Wtf was going on during December 1987...frequent power outages!?!?!

Ah well...Happy Birthday Lik, who's Green Waja made me the person i am today!

Lik was a very happy little boy....note the bulge in his pants.

And Happy Birthday Deanne, who's presence in my life made me the person i am today! (Her Blue Wira and Silver Waja did help too)

Hmm...not the most flattering picture...lemme find another one...

There we go..deanne in her prime ( :

2 Kwoshons...

Why can things change in such a short period of time??

And..

Why would someone want to take the more expensive alternative of Good A which has the equal quality of Good B??

Funny URLs!

Teehehe...plagarised from some site.



1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the
agent that represents a celebrity.
Their domain name - www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange
advice and views - www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island -
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try to find one at www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there's the Italian branch of PowerGen -
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South
Wales - www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for computer software, and you're desperate -
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their
wacky website: www.speedofart.com

10. And finally - want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure
website - www.gotahoe.com

Carrick No.16

eek so goofy looking.

First signing of the summer for ManYoo...Yay its a midfielder, but hes more like a Scholesy type rather than the Keano or Incy type. But he'll add some depth to the squad, and hopefully thread passes through to Rooney and Saha all season long.

Btw...Farewell Ruuuuuuuud! You're a legend. 150 goals for United in under 200 starts.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANE'S FOOT!!!!