Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Square Key, Circle Lock

There was once a boy called Ah Hwang. Ah Hwang came from a small village in the edge of town. Although the education in his village wasn't very good, Ah Hwang was very, very smart. One day, Ah Huang moved out of his home to further his education in the city. There, he found a place to live in a small hut with a woman who Ah Hwang called Landlady. Landlady was a very enterprising woman who earned her living buying and selling in the stock market.

One day, semua stock Landlady crashed. Landlady lost $100,200,290,309.99 that day, so she was understandably sad. Ah Hwang desperately wanted to help, but he didn't know anything bout the stock market. So, Ah Hwang left the cottage and ventured further into the city to learn everything bout the stock market. This exercise took 1 week, and after a week, Ah Hwang return to the cottage to help the Landlady regain her fortune. Ah Hwang reached the cottage, and tried to unlock the door, but he couldn't.


Landlady ahhhh!!!! It's me, Ah Hwang. I come back liau, with newly gained knowledge about the share market. Now i can help u and advise u on your buying and selling and help you earn back the cash u lost.

OOhhh Ah Hwang. I mish you arrrr...house so lonely...come in lah!!!

Aiyo...i wanna come in leh...but i cannot. U change the lock isit??

No leh...u talk wad bull. Try again.

I try so so many time liau. Still kenot lah

Aiyah i dono wads wrong la...no person change the lock leh.

Aiseh...don play game liau.. i wanna help you la. Let me in.

I tell you...i din change the lock...try again lah...i go sleep


So....Ah Hwang tried and tried to unlock the circle lock with his square key, but his efforts was all in vain. Ah Hwang finally gave up after 198,392 tries. It's amazing how he still kept trying for that long. Ah Hwang then sat down on the grass, resting his hands. Suddenly, a young man walk to the door and managed to open it. Ah Hwang was so shocked. He couldn't believe it. The young man went in and closed the door behind him. Ah Hwang continued to stare at the cottage in astonishment. The Landlady replaced Ah Hwang and rented out his room!

Upon accepting the fact, Ah Hwang walked away ever so slowly and reluctantly. His good intentions was his downfall.

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