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BB-Highly contagious

I have too many muscles. I know because every single one aches. I'm slowly drowning because any water I drink is immediately converted into mucus, and I'm singlehandedly decimating the rainforest through a box of Sorbent tissue paper.

I've popped a impressive number of pills from my aunt's even more impressive collection of drugs. One of the packets read "Avoid operating heavy machinery - may cause drowsiness". Yes, when I'm feeling this ill the first thing I'd do is go out and drive a tractor.

Bloody blanket that can't seem to stay on my bed.